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Sycophant 2: Yes leader, you are a genius. Sycophant 3: Our leader is a visionary. Sycophant 4: Yes, you are the greatest leader. Sycophant 1: Friends, I have convened you not to praise me, but to praise our madam and the family she was married into.
Sycophant 3: Yes, it is high time madam's kids participated in active politics. Sycophant 4: No doubt, both of them should be brought to active politics, giving them high positions in the party. That is the best way we can show our loyalty to madam. Sycophant 1: But, friends, madam says she has brought up her children in such a way as to enable them to take decisions themselves. So we can't compel them. Sycophant 2: Yeah, that is true. What will we do then? Sycophant 3: Shall we forget the kids for the time being…
Sycophant 1: That is a good idea. It is shame to the party that during Chief Ministers' conclave in Mount Abu, there was practically no sycophancy. We have to work against this trend. Sycophant 2: Yes, we have to. Sycophant 3: We have to praise all decisions of the madam… Sycophant 4: Be it giving the chief ministership to the PDP in Kashmir or forgetting Panchamari and searching strategic alliances… Sycophant 1: You have come out with nice ideas. I congratulate all of you. Friends, I have one more suggestion: We have to strive to make pizza the national food. This is the best way to show our loyalty to the madam who came from Italy. Sycophant 2: No doubt.
Sycophant 4: We have to strive to make pizza our national food and, at the same time, see to it that hornets like the BJP or the VHP or even Jayalalithaa are not stirred up. Sycophant 1: We can keep them quiet by baking desi pizzas. Sycophant 2: Arre wah! Sycophant 3: Desi pizzas… desi pizzas… all are quiet and okay. Sycophant 4: Wah! Desi pizzas… desi pizzas… all are quiet and fine. Published on 13th November 2002
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Sycophant 1: Friends, I have convened this meeting of the Sycophant Forum with special purpose: We have to rededicate ourselves to the forum to keep up our great tradition. You know, our party has forgotten the importance of sycophancy. So, it is the duty of the Sycophant Forum to reinstate the noble tradition of the party.
Sycophant 2: Yes, our madam and her family should be everything in the party. That is the noble tradition of the party.
Sycophant 4: And concentrate more on praising madam?
Sycophant 3: It is a good idea; but it should not send wrong signals.
